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Archive for April, 2008

The internet has entered my brain and is gradually hollowing it out. Seriously, its like one of those earwigs from Star Trek, and it’s turning me into a Klingon spy. I am starting to get up earlier and earlier each day, just so that I can inhale all of the interesting content from [...]

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Junkie Journal

I am hopelessly addicted to peanut butter and jelly. I know you think I’m exaggerating, you’re like “I guess he really likes eating peanut butter and jelly, and also likes writing hyperbole.” You’re wrong. I don’t “really like” peanut butter and jelly. I really like writing hyperbole about [...]

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Everyone gets excited when you tell them it’s your birthday. They ask “got any special plans?” and offer sage advice like “don’t have too much fun!” Some people even feign a sort of cutesy sympathy/embarrassment upon learning that their encyclopedic knowledge of birthdays did not include yours. I don’t mean to be [...]

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