
don't be fooled, this is NOT a peanut.
The curse of perfectionism is that it can compel you to follow through on a terrible, despicable mistake, even after you know what you’re doing is horribly, blood-curdlingly wrong. Do Not Mix Nutter Butters with Ritz Bits. Don’t do it.
They tell you not to mix advil and alcohol, not to dry your hair in the bathtub, and not to drink soda after eating pop rocks. But no one ever mentions the catastrophic, oft-fatal interaction that can result from the mixture of two supposedly benign Nabisco products. I can’t believe I didn’t stop at the first sign of trouble.

only 10 more ritz bits before something magical happens!
Something in my stomach is alive, and its very angry. I think it wants out, and I’m afraid it may be growing teeth. I can only hope that it gets big enough to burst through my chest before I take my 24 hour Con Law exam – I would hate to spend an entire day writing about stare decisis only to succumb to the alien baby hatching in the fertile agar of two entirely chemically derived peanut-like flavor substances.
boot and rally. you can do it.