Junkie Journal

I am hopelessly addicted to peanut butter and jelly. I know you think I’m exaggerating, you’re like “I guess he really likes eating peanut butter and jelly, and also likes writing hyperbole.” You’re wrong. I don’t “really like” peanut butter and jelly. I really like writing hyperbole about [...]

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hairbender

Stumptown coffee roasters has roasted the greatest coffee blend in the universe. Its called Hairbender, and it made me contemplate quitting drinking coffee altogether, to protect my memory of perfection. Instead I bought half a pound and am gonna be chasing the dragon all week long.
Which brings me to a pseudo-buddhist “wantlessness” ideal [...]

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espresso is for persons who have huge balls!

I’m just gonna throw this out there: espresso is the whiskey of coffee. to carry the metaphor further, any latte preceeded by an adjective or a flavor is basically a kamikaze or an amaretto sour. Iced coffee is like sangria – gross, but refreshing. And drip coffee thats been sitting out for a while [...]

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